What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 10:33

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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